We didn't know what they were doing. We didn't. But we could hear them. And they were being really loud.
So I, Julie, made a life changing decision. A decision that would forever change our lives. It was decision that changed our lives.
But really, it was the most rational decision. If you were in my place, I have no doubt that you would think to do the same thing.
I had the idea to play a "moo" sound effect outside their window, and really really loud too.
See below for the sound.
I pressed play.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And you want to know what happened? Oh you know what happened. Nothing else could've happened.
What happened was nothing.
"What?! That's it?" I thought, dismayed. So I did the only rational thing I could think of. If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
So I pressed play. Moo. and play. Moo. and play. Moo. and play. Moo.
"Was that a cow???"
FINALLY.
Rachel and I started laughing hysterically and ran back to our apartment. We then commenced in planning our next attack. The artillery: farm sounds from SoundBible.com
However, we searched "farm" at SoundBible.com and, I'm not joking, you can try this yourself, most of the sounds were farm sounds.....at first. Then, it was a plethora of zombie sounds.
And so we couldn't resist. We tested them out. And then: we hit the jackpot.
http://soundbible.com/1037-Zombie-Come-Here.html
Please listen to that sound before continuing reading. It will make your life so much more awesome. No really.
Well, we just couldn't resist. The Rachelus has a hard time resisting anything super awesome.
So we repeated the process. This time, it was "Come here...."
I stood outside again, holding up the computer, Rachel by my side. I could barely contain myself, I was shaking with excitement. I tried to hold back my laughter as I pressed play....
Nothing. No reaction at all.
What?
Well, I don't believe in failure. So if at first you don't succeed, try try again.
I hit the play button over and over again until finally....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel and I booked it for our apartment while everyone in the apartment on top of us ran outside.
We laughed like crazy as we watched from our window. They were looking for the source of the zombie voice....
And you know what? We couldn't resist.
Rachel and I went outside like we were going to the store. And, you'll never guess who we ran into.
Them: Did you guys hear that????
Us: No, what?
Them: There was this creepy sound of someone telling us to "come here"! And before that, there was this moo sound...
Us: What? We didn't hear anything!
Them: Are you serious? It was really loud.
Us: No, but that's crazy. But I like how the voice told you to "come here" and you all came...
Them(1): (laughing) That's right, we listened to the voice.
Them(2): You know that thing was going for like ten minutes before you screamed?
Them(1): Yeah....
So this is further evidence that Rachel and I are basically 007.
We told them we were going to be on the lookout for "the mysterious sound maker."
And we were. In fact, we were basically MI6 at this. Rachel got her camera. I put on all black. Then we took pictures of "the mysterious sound maker."
And.....we banged on the door of the apartment above us. The door swung open, and we practically fell onto the floor with excitement.
"WE GOT PICTURES OF THE MYSTERIOUS SOUND MAKER!!!!!!" tee hee hee hee..... we are so conniving.
"Oh my gosh!" "No way!" "I want to see!!!"
hee hee hee....
After the excitement died down, we mounted our next attack. Your mom.
http://soundbible.com/1755-Your-Mom.html
We got a similar response to that one. But this time, they started to get suspicious....
In all, some of them figured it out, but most didn't until we made the story public domain.
Moooooooooooooo..............................
-The Rachelus
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